Plays mandolin for his dogs
Quotes 30 Rock at random
If investing in bicycles and camera equipment is wrong, he doesn't want to be right
Nevertheless, she persisted
Turning 15 years of dance lessons into pure embarrassment for her two sons
Creative wit where he sees fit
Resident gadget guy and proud member of the Star Wars fan club
Her kids are as photogenic as they are sweet
Gave birth to a red-headed pterodactyl
Camera lens connoisseur and walking nickname generator
Is probably binge-watching sci-fi right now
Ask him about his blue pants
Champion curler and seasonal deer stalker
DIY diva
Doesn’t everyone have a handmade panda costume?
Seems to think “first one to the office in the morning” is an achievement
His clients buy him socks
Can get you comps at any casino—but trust us, you’d rather she baked for you
Assumes you’re at her desk to pet the adorable Bentley (and is usually right)
Wakes up with a good cup of tea
Easily bribed with baked goods (they don’t even have to be homemade)
Can (and probably should) school you on sneakers
Met her husband at an anime convention
Y’know how every group has one person without a filter? Yeah, that
George Strait’s biggest fan
Thinks cycling 75 miles a day is no big deal
Is into pugs way too much
Avid (if not delusional) Cleveland sports fan
Runner with an impressive nutcracker collection
Buy the board game he designed (no, really, please buy it)
Home remodeler and humble hockey coach
Competitive board gamer, non-competitive quilt maker
Always planning his next three overseas trips
Caffeinated puzzle master
Can’t tell you anything because: compromising photos
Yes, high-heeled boots and hoodies are the building blocks of a great wardrobe
True crime and Taylor Swift fanatic
No one can ever know why we call her “Crusher”
Shouldn’t have been the front man of his grade school rock band
You’ll never believe he sketched that
Survives on popcorn and sauv blanc
Programmer by day, video game developer by night
Her spirit animal is the Chicago Manual of Style